Just 10 more days to submit your best (or only) poetic works related (directly, indirectly, or only sort of) to the wonderful world of insider trading. And, in case you have a bit of scandal-scriber's block, here's an example I hope will get your inside-trading poetic juices flowing (in the right, or oh-so-very-wrong) direction:
There once was a trader from Sri Lanka
Who ate more dark chocolate than Wonka
This dude made tons of dough
Trading on inside info
And giggled most of the way to the banca
SUBMISSIONS: send your previously unpublished poems (having to do with, in some way, the topic of insider trading) in the body of your email by Saturday April 30th, along with the subject line "INSIDER TRADING POETRY COMPETITION," to email@example.com.
WINNERS: will be published in Vault's May 3rd Finance Newsletter, and here on In the Black.
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