Job Responsibilities
Expect 100% travel. Once every 4 years may have local assignment
allowing living at home. Only solution you can give to customer
is a "company product" solution. Expect that you will need to
exert 110% effort for each project and be asked to make personal
sacrafices to save "project". Any promises made to you by
current management is not kept by following project's
management. Any showing of perceived disloyality is grounds for
immediate dismissal. Need to keep "thick skin" when obivious
lying by company to customer has occurred.
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Job Requirements
Need technical degree and high grade point average from highly
regarded University. You will be expected to take at least 1
week of technical classes each term, after which you will be
expected to be able to teach same class to other internal and
external students.
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Uppers
Money. Paid over $100K per year, plus stock options worth approximately 8K per
year.
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Downers
Lose your ethics. Be able to lie. Overworked with little
management appreciation of effort.
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Lifestyle
High travel. Many airports. Round-the-world consulting practice. Once a year
grand parties.
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Compensation
Base Salary 90K, Bonuses 20K +, Stock options worth 8K per year
(increase invalue to 200%).
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Advice to Jobseekers
Work for Big 6 consulting firm first. Have exit strategy always
in place for unexpected downsizing/firing. Be, and stay Single,
if not, will be divorced after 2 years.
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