You've really gone head first into conspiracy theory on this one.
I don't believe Kaplan has the capacity to think this out as far to the level you have.
Makes me think you've been smoking some really fine herb while sitting on your recliner watching Bill O'Reilly DVDs on character building.
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Just watched the new Tucker Carlson show. Geek City. I expected there to be a drive-by slapping any minute.