I wasn't serious. That's why I made the sense of humor comment.
But just for the record.
No on the soda
No on the cereal
No on the muffins
No on everything on your list.
Low carbs and mostly veggies is my diet of choice.
But I was just kidding you because you are so angry and beligerant. Relax. And try not to call people names.
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its so hard to tell something is humorous when it isn't funny.