write some bad checks. Or get your photos reframed for your 'wall of fame'. Or write bad checks to pay for your new frames for your wall of fame. And if there's no job opening for a female anchor fly a couple of blonde bombshells in just the same and take them for dinner and drinks!
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We could use a couple of bombshells on the air here. It may do wonders for the non-existent ratings! Good IDEA!