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Topic Name: HIre ME (resume below)
Message Name: Here goes.....
Date Posted: 05/24/2005
In Reply To: I am 1/5 Caucasian, 1/5 Asian, 1/5 Hispanic, 1/5 black and 1/5 native American Indian. I have huge tits. Who wants to hire me? I have a GED and no experience on air.
Message: Well, using your math, that makes you 100% LIAR! While not knowing you, I think it's fair to surmise that you think you "lost" a job to someone who might have been "1/5" something or other. But, I'm willing to bet, that, by contrast, you just didn't measure up. Can you handle that? By the way, I actually believe that GED and no experience part of your 'resume'. Here's an "interview" question for you: "Are you trained on a GE Model 79K1 floor buffer?" And, "when you can start?"

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