| Topic Name: |
Sactodelphia Weather Minus |
| Message Name: |
Sactodelphia Weather Minus |
| Date Posted: |
05/08/2005 |
| Message: |
Well, so much for the new KCRA
Super-Duper, Highly Motivated,
Phenomenally trained, Weather-
Plus Team. Seems those Weather
Plus (always highlight every
reference with Weather-Plus!!)
predictions that
the Weather-Plus rain would be gone by early Mothers' Day were a victim of Weather-Minus. My cookout was Weather-
Plus rained out. Score it an
8 on the KCRA Weather-Minus
scale. But, I suppose we have to cut the Weather-Plus Chief meteorologist and the Weather-Plus back-up Chief Meteorol-
ogist and the Weather-Plus Weekend Weatherforecaster, and the Weather-Plus Front Door Security Guard a little slack. So, we'll stay tuned
for an accurate Weather-Plus forecast for a little
while longer before this
dumb name-game forces us to
sample the other guys.
But wait..Coming up- the new
Sports Slogans. KCRA Super-
Big-Board-Up-To-The Minute-
Front-Row-Sports starts now!!!
We can't confirm if it's
true that ALL SPORTS reports
WILL contain Phillies scores
and any news about the Eagles.
And remember, the Hearst credo
has always been, if you baffle
them with b.s., they'll never
notice you picking their pockets.
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