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How did Today do it? |
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Nosedive... |
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05/05/2005 |
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... but it wouldn't matter if Katie would "be too scared" to jump out of a plane.
If it got to that point, she'd have Matt's, Ann's and Al's feet all over her ass PUSHING her out.
Can't you see the proof of performance promo after that one?
Cue the singer: "America's First Family...(boot!)
AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Katie plummets, and the scene cuts back to the plane where Matt is holding her parachute, Al is holding a pair of string-laden scissors and laughing his ass off, and Ann,(wasting no time), is on the phone to her agent.
Cut to the ground and a knight in shining armor pulls up on a white horse. The man's identity is hidden by his mask... but we see that he draws a huge net out of his sheath. He then lifts the mask to reveal his identity, and it's none other than Steven Cojokaru!
Narrator says: "Yup, he's baaaaccck!"
Close-up on Cojo: "You didn't think I was here to save Katie did you??? I'm just hoping her FABULOUS Chanel suit and killer Prada Pumps hit the ground before she does, Darling"
Cut back to Katie about to buy the farm, when suddenly, WHOOSH, her fall is cushioned by a huge haystack of cash!
Twenties, fifties, even hundreds go flying everywhere...finally Katie emerges plucking the bills out of her hair like straw and walks away, unscathed.
Hmm... I guess when you make close to 50K a day, it'll save your ass every damn time.
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Today is in a nosedive....they'll do anything it seems
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