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LAURA BUSH. FUNNY! |
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Her best story of the night |
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05/03/2005 |
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Timeoutofmind has got it right on target, although why he refers to the bunch of blind sheep who sing Lady MacBush's praise as "journalists" is a wonder to me.
I guess if it Henny Youngman was married to W, then you'd find him to be a real gas too. Take my mother, please. Tee-hee!
Imagine if this pretend scenario played out 20 years ago: Nancy "Mother Astrologer" Reagan is toasting Dutch with such witty lines as "Where's the Beef"! I'm guessing you lameasses would find that to be a real laff riot, 'cause she's REAL FOLK just like you!
Laura read her script well, which is more than I can say about her husband during his tedious and self-serving SOTUs or (thankfully) rare press conferences, like the May book - busting nonsense last Thursday. Also better than half of the on-air "talent" who write on the Watercooler, probably.
As for the gratuitous Hillary-bashing comments, I guess that Senator Clinton has heard them all before, and will probably tolerate them when she's your first female President of the United States. |
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Had to be when she talked about her husband masturbating a horse!!
Is that legal in Texas?
But I guess the explains why she won't let any more horses on the movie set ranch in Crawford.
Pictures of her husband kissing a prince and stories of her husband wanking a horse...it doesn't get any better.
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