| Topic Name: |
Cover letter |
| Message Name: |
Hair??? |
| Date Posted: |
04/28/2005 |
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Listen, you got an opening for a reporter and I'm a reporter. I have 4 years experience as a reporter (which is plenty..I know what I'm doing). I'm good. I look good, I sound good. I need a job. The place I'm at now sucks. These guys are a bunch of clowns (like Gacy, ya know?) I want to work for you. Actually, I just want to work somewhere besides here. And I want to make some money. I don't want to get rich..I just want $150,000 to $200,000 a year, plus a clothing allowance, plus hair, plus a country club membership, plus a company car, plus 4 weeks paid vacation, plus all holidays off. I won't sign a contract..they suck. So here's the deal. You like my tape, you call me. You don't like my tape, send it back. They're expensive you know. I'm not black, hispanic, italian, indian, or asian..I'm a white, dutch, female. And proud of it. So put that in your pipe and smoke it. And hire me before your competition does. 'Cause if they do, I'll smoke your ass big time pal. I got references. They think I'm good too. So don't call and bother them. Thanks for your time. Call me at 555-1212. Leave me a message. I'm not home a lot. I like to drink. Your next reporter,
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| Message: |
She wants money for her HAIR???
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