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fat losers |
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Ammunition |
| Date Posted: |
06/28/2000 |
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The more you open yourself up, the more ammunition you provide:-
(1) Most people have access to more than one PC, especially in offices, when you assumed the identify of the anonymous critic you used a different machine to post messages from. Even if you only have access to one PC you say that you wouldn't bother deleting cookies because I am not "worth that much time" yet the sheer length of your posts contradicts this statement.
(2) Your evocation of life in London is about as realistic as Dick Van Dykes portrayal of a cockney in Mary Poppins. Your lack of understanding and perception is again clearly demonstrated as is your unfortunate habit of happily showing your ignorance to the world.
(3) You have written tomes of psychological analysis on my character based on very scarce evidence. How can you possibly arrive at these conclusions based on the evidence before you? It is of course impossible. A Freudian Psychiatrist may argue that you are actually describing yourself. Are you the Mr Average you attacked so emotionally in one of your previous posts. Are you really attacking your own shortcomings?
(4) Your weak analysis, lack of perception, false arrogance and general ignorance are terrifying. How can you possibly have anything to input on how a business should be managed. They must be crying when they see who's come to consult them on how to run their business. What skills do you have? What can you offer? These are all questions worth asking yourself. Are you a consultant or do you merely work for a firm of consultants in a different capacity (Janitor?) |
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Speaking of ammunition, here are a couple of quick tips:
"The more you open yourself up, the more ammunition you provide:-"
Use a colon OR a dash, guy, not both.
"Are you the Mr Average you attacked so emotionally in one of your previous posts."
"How can you possibly have anything to input on how a business should be managed."
You're looking for some question marks, I think.
Actually, I hate playing schoolteacher, so I'll just stop at my corrections to your more egregious errors (although I would further recommend the occasional use of a comma). The Freudian "I know you are but what am I?" argument falls a bit flat. Your theoretical analysis of how I might be able to pose as two posters is truly inspired; two computers! You've found me out (I'm kidding here; I'm really not the other guy). As for the length of my posts- it takes me a little less time to come up with this stuff than you require, apparently.
To be honest, your intelligence has grown dramatically over your last few posts; we've come a long way from your fantasies about me "making crank phone to your neighbours and anonymously attempting to insult people whilst simultaneously masturbating." By the way, I can't believe I missed the Brit clues that you dropped("whilst," "spots," "fattie," etc.), so shame on me. And I think, like you, my whole interest in this has been in providing a laugh (not necessarily at your expense, particularly with my "Anglification" of my previous posts; I rather enjoy London). So, congratulations: you're only half the retard that I thought you were.
To the Vault Member who's enjoyed the sunshine: Even if I was a Janitor (and we should capitalize their titles for doing such a horrific job), I wouldn't work "BIG 5." :)
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