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Topic Name: fat losers
Message Name: The more you open yo
Date Posted: 06/28/2000
In Reply To: In terms of perception, and knowing anything about e-message board protocols, I can't post as "Vault Member" and "Anonymous," sport, unless I continually dump my cookies (and you aren't worth that much time). In terms of the times that you posted at, well, they spoke for themselves and the amount of occupying interest in your life. I picked up this thread because I thought the other guy was being way too friendly in response to such a stupid initial post. London, eh? Let me orient my earlier postings for you then: You probably don't go to the 99, you go to the local pub with the bum passed out in the corner and enjoy a four pound fish and chip plate with your father, after you wake him up and pull him off the floor. You'll hopefully crash your Fiat or compact instead after a few pints, if you can get the .5 L engine pull-started. If not, then they'll find you in front of a shitty B&W 13" "telly" with "football" or Baywatch on, sitting amidst a forest of empty Boddington's cans. You won't leave your children anything because they've probably moved to America (if they're lucky) anyway, and you cut them out of your will, you chintzy bastard. You're probably working (sorry, amend that, hopefully working, as England's job market isn't quite America's right now, is it?) as a mop-hand at the local Snooker parlor or as a barback at the aforementioned pub because they let you suck the bar rag at the end of your shift. I'm guessing private school instead of public, if you went at all. And as for your mother's teeth, people in London don't seem to worry about oral hygiene all that much, so that probably isn't a chief concern. Even if you are from London, you're still stupid, you still suck, and you're trying to play this off as a little game you've played to hide the fact that you still have no business being here. Christ, being from London makes your life that much worse. A loser is a loser anywhere on earth. Limey. In reality, you're probably the same simple shithead from middle America we've imagined who's dumb enough to think that a London address changes his station in life.
Message: The more you open yourself up, the more ammunition you provide:- (1) Most people have access to more than one PC, especially in offices, when you assumed the identify of the anonymous critic you used a different machine to post messages from. Even if you only have access to one PC you say that you wouldn't bother deleting cookies because I am not "worth that much time" yet the sheer length of your posts contradicts this statement. (2) Your evocation of life in London is about as realistic as Dick Van Dykes portrayal of a cockney in Mary Poppins. Your lack of understanding and perception is again clearly demonstrated as is your unfortunate habit of happily showing your ignorance to the world. (3) You have written tomes of psychological analysis on my character based on very scarce evidence. How can you possibly arrive at these conclusions based on the evidence before you? It is of course impossible. A Freudian Psychiatrist may argue that you are actually describing yourself. Are you the Mr Average you attacked so emotionally in one of your previous posts. Are you really attacking your own shortcomings? (4) Your weak analysis, lack of perception, false arrogance and general ignorance are terrifying. How can you possibly have anything to input on how a business should be managed. They must be crying when they see who's come to consult them on how to run their business. What skills do you have? What can you offer? These are all questions worth asking yourself. Are you a consultant or do you merely work for a firm of consultants in a different capacity (Janitor?)

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