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Topic Name: fat losers
Message Name: Johnny UK
Date Posted: 06/26/2000
In Reply To: First,I have to tell you that all this shit goes right over my head. I live in London and most of what you say is totally meaningless to me, so well done for being so perceptive(didnt you notice the times I had posted at)..that must help you to be a really great management conultant Second, the validation im looking for as you so eloquently put it was purely and simply to have a laugh at your expense. You have fulfilled that. thanks for that. I'm sorry you felt the need to invent a second critic to critcise my inulting post..but it's pretty obvious both posts were from the same person..nothing more to add really..I'm sure youre a nice guy inside..its just that from the outside you look like a stupid fat loser.
Message: In terms of perception, and knowing anything about e-message board protocols, I can't post as "Vault Member" and "Anonymous," sport, unless I continually dump my cookies (and you aren't worth that much time). In terms of the times that you posted at, well, they spoke for themselves and the amount of occupying interest in your life. I picked up this thread because I thought the other guy was being way too friendly in response to such a stupid initial post. London, eh? Let me orient my earlier postings for you then: You probably don't go to the 99, you go to the local pub with the bum passed out in the corner and enjoy a four pound fish and chip plate with your father, after you wake him up and pull him off the floor. You'll hopefully crash your Fiat or compact instead after a few pints, if you can get the .5 L engine pull-started. If not, then they'll find you in front of a shitty B&W 13" "telly" with "football" or Baywatch on, sitting amidst a forest of empty Boddington's cans. You won't leave your children anything because they've probably moved to America (if they're lucky) anyway, and you cut them out of your will, you chintzy bastard. You're probably working (sorry, amend that, hopefully working, as England's job market isn't quite America's right now, is it?) as a mop-hand at the local Snooker parlor or as a barback at the aforementioned pub because they let you suck the bar rag at the end of your shift. I'm guessing private school instead of public, if you went at all. And as for your mother's teeth, people in London don't seem to worry about oral hygiene all that much, so that probably isn't a chief concern. Even if you are from London, you're still stupid, you still suck, and you're trying to play this off as a little game you've played to hide the fact that you still have no business being here. Christ, being from London makes your life that much worse. A loser is a loser anywhere on earth. Limey. In reality, you're probably the same simple shithead from middle America we've imagined who's dumb enough to think that a London address changes his station in life.

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