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Topic Name: On The Beach at KPMG
Message Name: Santa Monica
Date Posted: 01/15/2001
In Reply To: I'm on the beach...literally! I haven't worked in over a month now. So I am going to start chronicaling my adventures as a beached consultant in LA. It's really nice because I changed my contact number in K-WEB to my cell phone right. My partner is in NYC or something. She was like, you need to go into the office every day. I do this for about a week and then I'm like, screw this you dumb "cat." I go to the beach every day now, sometimes to Santa Monica, sometimes to Manhattan, surfed at Malibu three or four days ago...or at least tried to. Every Monday I like to go in and chat it up with the admins. Sometimes I drive over to Orange county for a change of pace. It was fun! Last Monday, I got up real early and fought traffic like I had a real job. After getting to our swank Orange County office, I decided that it was time for a break and hightailed it to Laguna for a power nap. Has anyone noticed all the gay people there? -not that there is anything wrong with that. But I'm just wondering, why are there so many people on the beach on a week day??? Anyhow the point was, is anyone else getting paid for doing nothing, or is it just me? K-boy
Message: This message has got to be bogus, no one goes to Santa Monica Beach anymore.

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