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Topic Name: Analysts and Masturbation
Message Name: Dude...
Date Posted: 05/30/2000
In Reply To: yeah I waked onto this female analyst who was apparently masturbating in her cubicle.. I think she was a little carried away so she didn't here me approaching and the place was really empty - I just dropped back to pick something up.. thank god she wasn't that attractive so I was able to contain myself.. I kinda felt bad for the girl for interrupting.. she looked like she needed it.. That was like 2 months ago ut she still blushes everytime she sees me.. hmm..
Message: Anyway, I once caught a dude beatin' off once when I just strolled up in his room to get something. I knocked and then entered, and though he covered himself up with a shirt, his boner was sticking through it. He said "wassup", and as he tried to play cool, I told him "you might wanna put that away; you could hurt someone!" Funniest college moment ever.

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