| Topic Name: |
Banking Analysts and Sex |
| Message Name: |
O man! I'm getting a |
| Date Posted: |
04/09/2000 |
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The posters on this page are not really analysts - otherwise they would be telling you to have sex with representatives of the companies in the industries that you will be covering. Most Investor Relations reps at covered firms will try to trade proprietary financial information for sex with you, or will be willing to F you if you will give them good coverage or upgrade tem to a strong buy. If I am feeling really horny, I just call up one of my companies and threaten to downgrade them right before their options vest unless somebody gives me some.
BTW, I am an analyst, therefore I am not very good looking, am out of shape from eating out of the vending machine late at night while I work on my models, and usually don't get any at home (my wife is sick of me). |
| Message: |
O man! I'm getting a chubbie just reading this 'board. Can't wait till my start date so I can get some action! It's going to be a great summer!
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