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Topic Name: DRUGS
Message Name: The secret of my sucess?
Date Posted: 04/02/2000
Message: WTF? Are you Michael Keaton? I never heard such a load of sh*t in all my life. I really advise you all to heavily indulge however... Thins the competition. I'll see you at 35 wrapping scotch tape around your limp c*ck wishing you could get it up enough to slip it in your wrinkly alcoholic wife one last time before she leaves you for the gardener. FYI nose candy is about the fastest way to melt that brain you spent your life trying to hone into an IB machine. Also you look like a fucking street urchin in about 2 years, eyes all sunk in like a holocaust victim. Real attractive. Go jog if you need to wake up, better yet find a job thats naturally interesting enough to keep you up. Sad very sad...

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