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Has Hewitt really lived up to what we promise? |
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exactly! |
| Date Posted: |
02/17/2006 |
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in the workplace (they have nothing to do with work):
New Year's Day
Superbowl (no more pools)
Valentine's Day (no more flowers)
Memorial Day
Independence Day
Thanksgiving
Christmas
Everybody's friggin' birthday
That leaves Labor Day, hire date anniversaries, and retirements.
What's with Mothers' rooms?
Why are there "personal" days?
Enough with these flexible work arrangements. Have your butt in the chair or don't be there.
Come to think of it, ending "free lunch" was a genius stroke. C'mon people, ever hear of feeding yourself??? |
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I think you're right about the lunch. Not sure it's the same thing, but there was this girl and she was all like anorexic and stuff ... I know because a friend of friend told me and she's all like 80 lbs and everything ... anyway, I kept offering her one of my Twinkies at lunch because I figured she must be like STARVING but she was like "get out of my face b!^ch" so I was like "fine, buy your own lunch" then she was like "duh! it's FREE" then I was like "yeah, well don't you know that Hewitt is paying for your lunch even though you won't eat anything so that is less food money for me?" and she was like "hmmm, you've got a point there" then I was like "duh! of course" but then I think she and some of her skinny friends got Dale to stop paying for anybody's lunch so that kind of like proves the point about how all this attention to diversity isn't fair. Doesn't it? By the way, whatever happened to that guy from Thailand? Have you ever had Thai food? Ohmygawd, it is like sooooo good.
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