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Dale 'n Brian, by Pectopah |
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so clever |
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02/13/2006 |
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A little ditty about Dale and Brian
Two American kids living in a dreamland
Dale??s gonna be a Wall Street star
Brian??ll ride his coattails to get just as far
Fillin?? up Indian jobs, despite the hiring freeze
Brian is reading Dale's map
Can??t see the forest for the trees
Dale says, "Hey Brian lets run off
And make a shady deal";
Dribble off those grants of stock
At the expense of each meal.
And Dale say
Oh yeah Hewitt goes on
Long after the shill of engagement is gone
Oh yeah say Hewitt goes on
Long after the shill of engagement is gone, they walk on
Dale sits back and says, ??What, me worry???
Scratches his head and does his best Alfred E. Neuman.
??Well you know Brian, we oughtta feel a little pity.??
Brian says, "Baby, not while the buyout is loomin??";
And Dale Say
Oh yeah Hewitt goes on
Long after the shill of engagement is gone
Oh yeah say Hewitt goes on
Long after the shill of engagement is gone, they walk on
Gonna sell the stock
For a bankroll
Let IBM come down
And save our soul
Hold on to $26 as long as you can
Changes come around real soon
Make us rich men again
Little ditty about Dale and Brian
Two American kids doing the best they can
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just how do you come up with this stuff? Have you ever thought about approaching "Weird Al" Yankovich with some of your writing?
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