| Topic Name: |
Big Blue, Where Are You? |
| Message Name: |
Let me Think About That |
| Date Posted: |
02/03/2006 |
| In Reply To: |
Dear IBM,
I am trying to keep up the image of Hewitt as a World-Class HR Outsourcing Organization.
Will you please hurry the fok up and buy this company so I can open my golden parachute?
If you don't buy us soon, the charade will come to an end and eveyone will realize that we're full of chit. They will see that we're only paying lip service to "making the world a better place to work." We're making India a better place to work.
Sincerely,
Gale Difford |
| Message: |
Dear Mr. Difford:
Your letter is very compelling.
You may comb your hair like Donald Trump, but you'll never be the business man that he is.
Sincerely,
Big Blue
PS: We're waiting for HEW to hit 21 bucks a share. Shouldn't take long.
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