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Yale Rules |
| Message Name: |
what I notice |
| Date Posted: |
09/24/1999 |
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Kiddie Porn? So what if one of our deans had a slight fetish for pictures of harvard boys naked... Not a whole heckuva lot to get excited aboot.
By the way, if you want to see the real difference between harvard and yale, attend the game. The yale side stands up, cheers, moons, gets really really drunk, and yells "school on monday" to the sleepy harvard numbnuts who generally just sit there. Sure, i exaggerate a bit, but I'm telling you, we gots da spirit, and I've never seen a sorrier cheering section than the crimson side of the arena.
By the way, let's just lay this New Haven issue to rest -- there is crime everywhere, and new haven is not statistically aberrant in terms of crime stats.
For you heathens that remain unconvinced, let me offer some simple comparisons:
CT state animal: Sperm Whale
MA state animal: None, but the state bird is the tough Chickadee.
CT: January 9, 1788: The fifth state.
MA: February 6, 1788: The sixth state.
CT song: Yankee Doodle. Yes, that's right, we all know that song.
MA song: All hail to the Fuhrer -- oops, I mean "All hail to Massachusetts."
Harvard mascot: The cantab, a weasly, winey little man in spats and blunderbuss.
Yale mascot: A bulldog -- eats cantabs.
i could go on, but it's far too easy. |
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every year, Yale students get nerdier and nerdier. They are about as fun as sour milk. They get "wacky" at the game because they are geeks and have no regular social skills. Let's get a chant going. Are you ready? Here goes: "so-cial re-tards". boola boola.
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