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Hire me |
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Sounds pretty accurate |
| Date Posted: |
12/29/2005 |
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With EY for 2 years with CGEY for 3 1/2 years and with Capgemini (I call it Crapgemini) for 1 year.
I made many fraudulent expenses including going to Caribbean and charging my condoms (I called it entertainment and ??Books / Publications expenses).
I was billing on other projects (I never heard of it but just looked it up in the time entry system).
I never sold anything but somehow got sales credits but kissing assess of some Sr. VPs.
I had friends who used to higher ups in the organization.
I hate projects and do not have a clue of technology.
I hate projects and do not have a clue about business.
I pretended to manage teams (in fact I did not have a clue) but I managed to talk my way through (professional BS).
I visit strip clubs and insist on my team to go with me.
No one consider me as a leader but I am mostly a pain in the rectum.
I screwed up many accounts and relationships.
I was about to be put on a performance improvement plan but I escaped.
I started looking for a job as soon as PD and SP joined the NA team.
And I got fired soon after.
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| Message: |
Don't know you except from your posts but I imagine that you've described yourself pretty well.
A couple things you forgot in your profile:
...fluent in vulgarities of all types
...but unable translate rudimentary thoughts into complete sentences
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