Pop quiz, kids.
Today, $1 equals:
a) GM CEO Rick Wagoner's 2009 salary
b) Citi CEO Vikram Pandit's 2009 salary
c) One share of Citi stock
d) All of the above
E.C.: Which cartoon is funnier: a or b
E.E.C.: In less than 140 characters, explain why nobody wants to buy this devilish portrait.