The Big BofA Payback

Q: If you can't find anyone on the planet willing to bite the bullet and take a measly half a million a year to follow in Kenny Lewis' Florsheims, what the heck do you do?

A: Repay Sam the $45 billion he lent you so your goateed Uncle can't say scratch about how much you pay your new chief.

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