Scumdog Millionaire: The Movie

It was only a matter of time before some money hungry movie producers capitalized on the biggest Ponzi scheme of all time. Coming soon to a cable channel near you: Madoff Made Off With America.

Speaking of rats, looks like Kenny Lewis, the beloved Bank of America top dog, sold the un-dynamic duo Hank Paulson and Benny Bernanke down the river this past February when testifying before New York's attorney general.

Nope, there sure isn’t a lot of love inside and out of Kenny's bank these days. Exhibit Z: Yet another high-level BofA banker has jumped ship for less bureaucratic (and less regulated) waters, as Moelis & Co. poached BofA’s head of Europe, Middle East and Africa investment banking.