My Big Fat Felonious Wedding

by Derek Loosvelt | February 14, 2011

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The February 26th wedding of 34-year-old alleged insider trader Donald "Ditched It In Four Garbage Trucks" Longueuil (whose name is a b---- to spell, given those four consecutive vowels) to his 32-year-old sweetheart and BCG exec Mackenzie Mudgett (who hasn't been accused of any felonies, unlike her fiancé) has been postponed.

Of course, the aforementioned allegations of insider trading are at the root of the postponement. But officially, according to the couple's lawyers, the reason is Longueuil and Mudgett "want their wedding day to be one of the happiest days of their lives, not clouded by the events of last week."

No matter when the lovebirds do finally tie the knot, I certainly wish them the best on their new lives together -- or new lives apart if Longueuil ends up serving time.


(Related: Career Guide to Insider Trading, Chapter 17: Shredding Evidence)

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