If You Have to Dubai It, Dubai It More Discretely Than This

You might not agree with all the rules and regulations of a certain Arab emirates, but if you ever find yourself working there as an analyst for an investment bank, you'd best abide by them -- or, at the very least, be extra cautious when you do break them. Otherwise, you might end up like this HSBC real estate analyst, serving time in an underground cell.

(The Telegraph)

(Related: Just Dubai It)